«As he turned away from me, I witnessed a classic Biden moment.
Frank Greer, a legendary Democratic media consultat, was helping us by volunteering as our stage manager at all four debates.
Frank had a full head of thick gray hair, and as the folically challenged Biden grabbed him to thank him on the way out, he said, ‘Man, Frank, if I only had your hair I could have been the number one guy on this ticket!’
And with that, our vice presidential nominee triumphantly entered his motorcade for the drive to the airport.»
David Plouffe (2009) – The Audacity to Win (s. 349).